Can you tell me a bit about yourself?
Hello, I’m Albert Smithson. I have a wife and two children. I’m a banker and I live in California.
How do you feel about tomorrow’s election?
I feel excited and confident about the election because Trump rocks and he’s almost certainly going to win.
Why should people vote tomorrow?
What kind of question is that? Yeah, people should vote tomorrow because if they don’t vote, we could be one vote away from having Trump.
How powerful do you think your vote is?
I think my vote is worth quite a lot because I am filthy rich and in a powerful state.
Can you explain why you think some people might not vote?
Some people might not vote because they think their vote is not worth a lot because they don’t live in a powerful state like me.
What about the presidency. Would you ever run for president? Why?
I would run for president because I have enough money. I am quite popular so why not?
How do you feel about the voting system in America?
I feel the voting system is fair because if people don’t live in a rich state, they have to deal with it. Rich people live in rich and powerful states and poor people live in poor states… I mean it’s their fault if they can’t afford it.
Also, my children are going to uni soon and Trump is going to make it cheaper so yeah oh and Trump wants to build a wall to stop illegal immigration!
Oh, and I also agree with Trump. He is so right about climate change. It doesn’t exist. If it did, we would see it: the ice caps were going to melt anyway.
Let’s go Trump!
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