AMERICAN ELECTION FINAL PIECE

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Exclusive BNC interview with special guest:

Hello. Can you tell me a bit about yourself?

Excuuuse moi? You don't know who I am? I'm only the most decorated Hollywood star in the entire history of the universe, Honey! Valeria Venale! I have a beautiful little poodle (Ellen-Jane-Diamond) and at just 29 years old, I am already, like THE most famous person on planet earth (tied with my sister, Vanessa Ryans, of course)... what do you mean, you've never heard of me? Of course you have!

How do you feel about tommorrow's election?

I feel soo confident, cause my cousin, D J Trump's gonna win because Joe Biden STINKS. He is such a money waster; if climate change existed, I would be able to see it. So there.

Why should people vote tommorrow?

Well people should vote if they will vote for Donald has waaayy better policies, so vote for him, everybody! And it should be illegal to vote for that silly Joe Biden, so yeah.

How powerful do you think your vote is?

Of course It's powerful. What do you expect? Since I am practically the richest living being on earth, DT's cousin and living in California, I believe MY vote counts more than anyone else's.

Can you explain why some people might not vote?

Because Donald is closing post offices in areas on Joe's side. Good for him.

Would you ever run for President?

Hmmm... not sure. I just don't have the time. I'm too busy with celebrity stuff. You wouldn't understand...

How do you feel about the voting system in america?

Of course it's fair! Unless Biden wins.

Thanks for chatting to us, Valeria. Bye!

Thank you for reading this post. Shining_queen 👍

Comments (1)

  • tom Tom @ the BNC
    20 Oct 2020

    I have edited some of your post so we can publish it, shining_queen. You've written a lot about the character but not so much about the election itself. What answers could you lengthen and how would you do it?

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